I have searched the internet long and far
This is a page where I'll show you the strange theories of mine.
The latest theory is: TIN FOIL HATS ARE YOUR FRIENDS!!
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Tis proof!
Aliens are among us, who do you think invented washable tattoos?
They are trying to get into our minds, but there is a way to save yourself. |
Tin foil hats
What you should do is wear a hat made of tinfoil. Aliens just hate tin foil. It's all crinkly and is really painful to chew on.
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Everyone is at danger
you must force everyone you've ever met to wear the hats. Including your pets. Pets with different colored eyes are possesed by private oobork of the seventh planet in the cromothin galaxy. |
You do like your kitties don't you?
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July, 1974
little billy boffmeister took off his hat, now he works as a bathroom attendant in Paris Idaho.
He was never the same again. |
This is god's potato farm
Where all followers unite |
Never trust
Lawyers, barbera bush, plumbers, bathroom attnedants, talking dogs, and magical enchanted gnome fairy elves. |
